The Usual Suspect

Wanted: for crimes against the couch.

Height chart, booking board, one deeply unrepentant expression. The portrait for the counter-surfer, the bin-raider, the repeat offender you keep bailing out anyway.

Checked before it prints. Our studio inspects every portrait. Want to see yours first? Tick the box below and we’ll email you a photo to confirm.

1 · The keepsake

Fine-art print, framed, ready to hang.

2 · Their name (optional)

3 · Dog or cat?

4 · Pets in the portrait

Got more than one? Paint them together in the same portrait.

5 · SizeHow big is it?

6 · Frame

7 · Their photos (required)What makes a good photo?

Add the digital file too +$15The high-res file, emailed as soon as it’s painted — for your phone, your socials, or a second print. $35 on its own.

Email me a photo to confirm before it’s printedOptional. Leave it unticked and we’ll check it ourselves and send it straight to print — the fastest way to get it.

✓ Free standard shipping in Australia.

✦ Painted in 2–3 business days

Printed and framed in Australia — roughly 6–12 business days from order to your door.